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Unapologetic Con-Artist Trump

Trump, on cheering on the housing crisis: "That's called business, by the way."

Trump, admitting he stiffed small business owners: “Maybe he didn’t do a good job and I was unsatisfied with his work.”

New York Times: Former Trump University Workers Call the School a ‘Lie’ and a ‘Scheme’ in Testimony

Washington Post: How Donald Trump made it look like he was bribing the attorney general of Florida

New York Times: Donald Trump Tax Records Show He Could Have Avoided Taxes for Nearly Two Decades, The Times Found

Washington Post: How Donald Trump retooled his charity to spend other people’s money

Dangerous Trump

Trump, on his Muslim ban: Donald J. Trump is calling for a total and complete shutdown of Muslims entering the United States."

Trump, asking Russia to hack a political opponent: "Russia if you're listening, I hope you're able to find the 30,000 emails that are missing."

Trump, calling the sitting President of the United States a terrorist: "ISIS is honoring President Obama. He is the founder of ISIS. He is the founder of ISIS, OK?"

Trump, on POWs: "He's a war hero 'cause he was captured. I like people who weren't captured, OK?"

Trump, on climate change: "The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive."

Sexist (& Creepy) Trump

Trump, on dating his own daughter: “If Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.”

Trump, on calling women "fat pigs," "dogs," "slobs," and disgusting animals": "Only Rosie O'Donnell."

Trump, on not dating women younger than his 17-year-old daughter: "As she grows older, the field is growing very limited."

Trump: "I think that putting a wife to work is a very dangerous thing."

Trump: "[W]hen I come home and dinner's not ready, I go through the roof, OK."

Dictator Trump

Trump on Kim Jong-Un: "You gotta give him credit...he goes in and takes over, he's the boss -- it's incredible. He wiped out the uncle, he wiped out this one, that one."

Trump on Saddam Hussein: "You know what [Saddam Hussein] did well? He killed terrorists; he did that so good. They didn't read them the rights, they didn't talk."

Trump on Putin: "I think that he is a strong leader; he's a powerful leader."

More Trump on Putin: "I've always had a good instinct about Putin...I've always had a good feeling about Putin from that standpoint."

(Even more) Trump on Putin: "Do you think Putin will be going to The Miss Universe Pageant in November in Moscow - if so, will he become my new best friend?"

Racist Trump

Trump, on Mexican immigrants: "They're bringing drugs, they're bringing crime; they're rapists..."

Trump, on calling immigrants "rapists": "Somebody's doing the raping..."

Trump's racist impression of Chinese negotiators: "They say: 'We went deal!'"

Trump, on calling an American judge biased because of his heritage: "Look he's proud of his heritage, OK? I'm building a wall...We're building a wall; he's a Mexican."

Erratic Trump

Trump, reenacting Ben Carson's story that he tried to stab a friend: "He took the knife and he went like this! And he plunged it into the belt! And amazingly the belt stayed totally flat and the knife broke...How stupid are the people of the country to believe this crap?"

Trump, clutching a water bottle and thrashing around violently: "It's Rubio!"

Trump, on conflict resolution: "Get even. When somebody screws you, screw them back in spades."

"Go Fu*k Yourself" Nuclear Trump

Trump on nuclear weapons: "[T]he power, the devastation is very important to me."

Trump on war: "I'm really good at war; I love war,."

Trump on torture: "I would bring back waterboarding, and I would bring back a hell of a lot worse."

Trump on not being able to use nuclear weapons: "Then why are we making them, why do we make them?"

Trump on his Middle East policy: "I would bomb the sh*t out of em!"

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